Shortwave athletics department · receiver awake since slightly before now

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Midnight
Score Oracle

Results transmitted from the field behind the field
Tonight: The Visiting Team vs. The Team That Was Already Here — kickoff postponed until the ball remembers its appointment

The board remembers

A green signal arrived from Puerto Rico carrying five numbers and the faint smell of cut grass.

16played
57for
9against
+48difference
41points
2013season

Do not attempt to arrange these numbers into a telephone. They are already busy being a football season.

Admit one numerical omen

In the listed standings for the 2013 Liga Nacional de Fútbol de Puerto Rico, Bayamón FC had a striking line: 16 matches played, 57 goals scored, 9 conceded, a +48 goal difference, and 41 points.

The oracle regards this as proof that certain scoreboards become excessively confident when left alone after midnight. Please applaud toward the nearest rectangle.

Transmission source: “2013 Liga Nacional de Fútbol de Puerto Rico” — Wikipedia. The standings are real; the shortwave grass is not accepting interviews.